What’s the difference between Prince Nicholas and a prize winning cucumber?

One is long, hard and mostly organic, the other’s a vegetable.

I’m Rose Danning, reporting from Channel 11, and if I have to cover one more amateur chicken show, or oversized garden discovery, I’m going to scream. Give me something juicy! I’ll take anything, even if it’s a spoiled rotten prince with eight-pack abs soaking up the California sun.

Do I want to spend my career doing celebrity gossip? Of ...
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What’s the difference between Prince Nicholas and a prize winning cucumber?

One is long, hard and mostly organic, the other’s a vegetable.

I’m Rose Danning, reporting from Channel 11, and if I have to cover one more amateur chicken show, or oversized garden discovery, I’m going to scream. Give me something juicy! I’ll take anything, even if it’s a spoiled rotten prince with eight-pack abs soaking up the California sun.

Do I want to spend my career doing celebrity gossip? Of course not! Unlike him, I want to make a difference in the world, but covering his trip could be my big break. There’s got to be something deeper to this guy than bottomless pockets, amazing hair and a sinfully tempting smile. All I have to do is stay professional, keep my eye on his—I mean the ball and it’ll be fine.

After all, it’s not like he’s going to whisk me off my feet and make me fall in love with him.

That would be an entirely different story.
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