There’s a reason I never go camping.
Dirt. Insects. A total lack of espresso or cell reception.
But hey, I want to be here for my nephews, and they love the outdoors.
So I agree to go on my sister’s stupid camping trip with her kids.
And I soon realize that mud and bugs are the least of my worries.
When one of those grizzly bears or brown bears or whatdoesitmatter bears chases me through the woods, I get lost.
And did I mention wet? Because I ran right into a lake… or pond? I don’t...
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There’s a reason I never go camping.
Dirt. Insects. A total lack of espresso or cell reception.
But hey, I want to be here for my nephews, and they love the outdoors.
So I agree to go on my sister’s stupid camping trip with her kids.
And I soon realize that mud and bugs are the least of my worries.
When one of those grizzly bears or brown bears or whatdoesitmatter bears chases me through the woods, I get lost.
And did I mention wet? Because I ran right into a lake… or pond? I don’t know the difference.
Alone and soaked, I start picking out comfy spots to lay down and die.
But I had no idea that I was being watched by a beast more ferocious than any bear.
Silas calls these mountains home, and any creature wishing to feast on my flesh has to get through his muscular body first.
He’s the biggest, most powerful man I’ve ever seen.
His eyes watch me ravenously as he hauls me off to his remote cabin.
An obsession has come over this mountain man.
And I don't think he plans on letting me go.
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