There’s a reason I never go camping.
Quite a few reasons, actually.
Dirt. Insects. A total lack of espresso or cell reception.
But hey, I want to be there for my nephews, and they love the outdoors.
So I agree to go on my sister’s stupid camping trip with her kids.
And I soon realize that mud and bugs are the least of my worries.
How about bears? Ya, those can be an issue…
When one of those grizzly bears or brown bears or whatdoesitmatter bears chases me through the woods, I get los...
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There’s a reason I never go camping.
Quite a few reasons, actually.
Dirt. Insects. A total lack of espresso or cell reception.
But hey, I want to be there for my nephews, and they love the outdoors.
So I agree to go on my sister’s stupid camping trip with her kids.
And I soon realize that mud and bugs are the least of my worries.
How about bears? Ya, those can be an issue…
When one of those grizzly bears or brown bears or whatdoesitmatter bears chases me through the woods, I get lost.
Like, hopelessly lost.
And did I mention wet? Because I ran right into a lake… or pond? I don’t know the difference.
Alone and soaked, I start picking out comfy spots to lay down and die.
But I had no idea that I was being watched by a beast more ferocious than any bear.
Silas calls these mountains home, and any creature wishing to feast on my flesh has to get through his muscular body first.
He’s the biggest, most powerful man I’ve ever seen.
And he’s easy on the eyes as well…
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