All this rock star Santa wants for Christmas is his curvy elf! Dressing up as Santa at the local mall was a PR stunt dreamed up by my agent. Filling the Christmas wishes for kids was an easy job to say yes to. And then I saw her. She doesn't recognize me because of this Santa outfit, but even her Elf outfit can't hide her identity and beauty. We spent one scorching night together...and then she ran off before the morning. I've never stopped thinking about her, never stopped wanting her.

Now t...
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All this rock star Santa wants for Christmas is his curvy elf! Dressing up as Santa at the local mall was a PR stunt dreamed up by my agent. Filling the Christmas wishes for kids was an easy job to say yes to. And then I saw her. She doesn't recognize me because of this Santa outfit, but even her Elf outfit can't hide her identity and beauty. We spent one scorching night together...and then she ran off before the morning. I've never stopped thinking about her, never stopped wanting her.

Now that I've found her, I want her more than ever. When she lets slip that our night together resulted in something...more, I know that this curvy knockout is the woman I'll write songs about for the rest of my life. I'm going to make her mine.
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