I was in a lab. There was a flash of light. I was in an alien jungle. Beyond that, I had no idea how I arrived where I was. The entire room I was in had been ripped from the building and dropped on another planet.

To make matters worse, wherever I was had hulking, silver-skinned men roaming the trees. Of course, I ran into them almost instantly and they captured me with ease after realizing I wasn’t a ‘Sky God’.

I thought they were the ones who had abducted me at first, but I quickly...
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I was in a lab. There was a flash of light. I was in an alien jungle. Beyond that, I had no idea how I arrived where I was. The entire room I was in had been ripped from the building and dropped on another planet.

To make matters worse, wherever I was had hulking, silver-skinned men roaming the trees. Of course, I ran into them almost instantly and they captured me with ease after realizing I wasn’t a ‘Sky God’.

I thought they were the ones who had abducted me at first, but I quickly found out that they were very primitive and didn’t even know what electricity was. It didn’t seem like I was going to get back home anytime soon, so I didn’t resist them, at least for the time being, and followed them willingly into the trees.

Traversing a jungle with ripped aliens in skimpy loincloths was the last thing I thought I’d be doing on a Thursday, but there I was. At least the view was pleasant.
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