I've been kidnapped from Earth and then dumped on a space pancake filled with crazy critters, crewed by alien space bunny people who are of two different minds about what to do with me
Yeah, that about summed it all up, more or less.
The longer version...

They call themselves Lepyrs. They once hailed from a planet called Sylvylen Prime. That was before their homeworld was destroyed and they found themselves stumbling upon the big blue human filled planet they now orbited.

It went from a ...
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I've been kidnapped from Earth and then dumped on a space pancake filled with crazy critters, crewed by alien space bunny people who are of two different minds about what to do with me
Yeah, that about summed it all up, more or less.
The longer version...

They call themselves Lepyrs. They once hailed from a planet called Sylvylen Prime. That was before their homeworld was destroyed and they found themselves stumbling upon the big blue human filled planet they now orbited.

It went from a typical but crappy dysfunctional family holiday, complete with family drama and shouting matches, forced egg decorating, and an awkward meet and greet with little bro's new girl, to the wild ride of a lifetime.

The catch?

One of the alien men full of not-so-floppy-ears and hoppity looks, thinks they should just wipe any memory of my time aboard their ship from my mind and be done with me, ship me back to Earth and forget any of this ever happened; while the other, well-meaning as he may think he is by it, believes I'd make a fine match for the perpetual grump outranking him.
Sparks fly, taking chunks of fur and a few handfuls of jellybean projectiles and chocolate covered marshmallow eggs with it.
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