I’m a double-dipped disaster.
He’s two scoops of pain in my ass.
He gives me a jaunty wave.
I flip him the bird.
That sums up me and Simon Adler in a chocolate-dipped pistachio shell.
Everyone has a dream.
Mine is to make the world’s best ice cream.
There’s only one thing standing in my way:
The hottest firefighter on Venice Beach.