Three things even worse than Christmas: 1. Returning to my hated home town. 2. Getting arrested. 3. Realizing the arresting officer is the boy I ran out on in high school. Luke Penn may look spectacular in a cop’s uniform, but I never wanted to see him again. He witnessed The Incident, otherwise known as the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone ever. So as soon as I make it through my sister’s Christmas wedding, I’ll pack up my elf costume and catch the first sleigh out of town.