[US+UK] My name is Vanilla Jones. I came home last night only to find out that my husband Jim and his buddy Hank (my part-time lover) brought me home a couple of brand new presents to play with. Let me give you a hint. They are tall, and they are buff and they extremely yummy to look at - and they are chocolate. I just can't wait to unwrap the pair of them. I just can't wait to let them unwrap me.